A shimmering, blue wormhole suddenly tore open near one of the far walls of the tavern's main room. Through it, a rather primitive looking city of stone and wood sat, but a large, feminine figure suddenly blocked the view as she stepped through.

The woman was certainly something more exotic, with deep blue skin, curved horns sprouting from her head, and digitigrade legs that end in hooves. Short, black, bob cut hair framed a round face with pupil-less eyes glowing a bright white. Turn her skin red and make her eyes black, and she could pass for something demonic, but with the kind face and soothing color scheme, she looked far from evil. And there was also the matter of her weight...

To be blunt, this particular whatever-it-is was clearly used to a sedentary lifestyle, and then some. Her silvery robes kept her chest and hips covered, yet left her rounded middle completely bare. She's either in denial, or shameless, and, quite honestly, it's difficult to tell.

The look on the blue-goat-thing's face spoke volumes. [color=aabbdd]"Wait, this isn't Ironforge..."[/color] She glanced behind her to the wormhole, just in time to see it snap shut. [color=aabbdd]"...Right. That's the last time I buy discounted portals."[/color] She quickly turned back around and gazed about the strange tavern.