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bafflingbookish 9 min ago

I got my first paycheck from my new job today! Aaaand now it's gone. Bye-bye money, I'll see you again in two weeks.

Pt Vpr SktBrdr 26 min ago

My Profile is in the Coloring of my Brown Spotted Pit Viper Animalsoul. Olive, Sandy Brown, Amethyst venom is a personal Birthstone choice, Sandy Brown, and belly scale Brown.

Elite Minor 3 hrs ago

Hello high mod gods, how are you all?

Elite Minor 3 hrs ago

Me in lethal company always giving the lootbug our best items, ending with us all dying but at least he's happy :3

Tim the Yeti 3 hrs ago

@ampersand The only answer is persistence and consistency. Bump your post whenever it falls off the front page and play the waiting game. Eventually the right person will see it and reach out.

2 likes: Elite Minor, ampersand

Elite Minor 3 hrs ago

I got the game Warframe last night. Met some total stranger who was an absolute lad. I salute you man.

ampersand 3 hrs ago

I'll admit, I'm far more excited to begin 'Pokephilic' roleplays than I anticipated. Seeing a notification upon reload is exhilarating, and I'm eager to get started. Any advice for finding partners?

Xaltwind 8 hrs ago

Micro-one-day-vacation? Yes!

1 like: Elite Minor

Letter Bee 11 hrs ago

5 days till Noble Arms: The ASEAN War, my RP, reaches the 22nd month of its storyline, scattered across two threads (the first lasted for 15 months and the second for 6 - 7).

2 likes: Lith, Expendable

wheels 11 hrs ago

I have belle from beauty and the beast movie. Because that is one of my favorite Disney movies

Master EffeX 13 hrs ago

One of the stupidest things in media is when vital information must be given, and characters waste time going: "Listen! If you'd just listen! You don't understand!" Instead of just spewing it forth.

1 like: Elite Minor

Elite Minor 17 hrs ago

:DD!!! :DD:D!:D!!

Crimson Flame 17 hrs ago

Where did the day go?

1 like: Elite Minor

GubGar 17 hrs ago

It would be profoundly easy to bribe me into doing awful things if your method of bribery was a good Reuben

2 likes: bafflingbookish, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 17 hrs ago

In the mood for Sci-fi stuff :)

Tim the Yeti 18 hrs ago

Damn dude, it's not every day people come out here posting their fresh loaves like that. Y'all best savor this moment. (In all seriousness, that bread looks wonderful and you should be proud~)

1 like: bafflingbookish

bafflingbookish 19 hrs ago

Fresh hot bread pic for all you nerds: tinyurl.com/j26kys3j

5 likes: MurderVictim, Tim the Yeti, POOHEAD189, GubGar, SporkoBug

Tyler Night 19 hrs ago

Reubens are my favorite sandwich and I am heavy handed with the kraut lol But pastrami or roast beef on Irish soda bread would be amazing. When I made it, I used caraway seed and raisins for mine.

2 likes: GubGar, bafflingbookish

bafflingbookish 19 hrs ago

Oh that sounds really good. Not a fan of sauerkraut so I don't usually have reubens, but I bet that'd be just as awesome with roast beef and caramelized onions. Dammit now I'm hungry lol

1 like: Tyler Night

Tyler Night 20 hrs ago

Classic is always nice. Irish Soda bread uses baking soda as the levening agent instead of yeast. It comes out much denser and darker, it is not the usual bread for it but it makes amazing reubens.

1 like: bafflingbookish

bafflingbookish 20 hrs ago

I went for a standard french bread recipe for my first time, but I was thinking I'd do a garlic twist loaf or brioche next. I'm about to toss my bread in the oven and I'm hoping they taste good.

1 like: Tyler Night

Tyler Night 20 hrs ago

Way to go on joining us in the bread baking club, have fun learning more and more stuff. Should get an Irish soda bread recipe and try that out. Make sure you get a recipe with raisins and caraway.

1 like: bafflingbookish

bafflingbookish 21 hrs ago

I made bread for the first time today. It would be a much more enjoyable experience if the flour wasn't making me sneeze every other minute. My nose itches :(

1 like: Vixere

ampersand 21 hrs ago

Decided to rewrite my initial interest check as I'm getting more familiar with how this site operates. I hope to find roleplay partners soon, and happy to receive feedback on my interest check quality

2 likes: MurderVictim, Elite Minor

TheMushroomLord 22 hrs ago

You either die a hero or live and do something else.

1 like: Elite Minor

Elite Minor 22 hrs ago

if girls like bad boys then tell her you sell drugs. but girls also like sensitive guys so make sure you specify that you sell them to kids in need

1 like: Zeroth

Elite Minor 22 hrs ago

why is it spelled camouflage and not

3 likes: TheMushroomLord, JewelSerket, ampersand

Elite Minor 22 hrs ago

Every day is DDay if you stutter

Elite Minor 23 hrs ago

I don't care what the context is. I just want to play silly military robot in my PFP bc its cool

JewelSerket 23 hrs ago

Chewing on the bars of my cage (Refreshing every ten minutes expecting responses)

1 like: Elite Minor

Elite Minor 24 hrs ago

Well I posted the first two parts in the gallery! feel free to leave any feedback, because my main goal is to improve my writing skills

Zeroth 24 hrs ago

@Elite Minor: If you want other people to see it/give feedback/etc, you could try The Gallery forum in the Off Topic section. If it's just storage then I'd second PMs to your own profile.

1 like: Elite Minor

X Fiendfyre X 24 hrs ago

You can send a PM to yourself and store things there.

1 like: Elite Minor

Elite Minor 24 hrs ago

Does this site have a place to post things you've been writing? I'd like to have a second place to post my ARG

Elite Minor 24 hrs ago

Hello party people

ampersand 1 day ago

Does anybody else experience 'grammatic clarity' upon returning to their writing after a few hours, and spot minor mistakes? Well, I've just noticed my own username isn't capitalized. I'm devastated.

6 likes: MurderVictim, The Grey Dust, The Savant, Vixere, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Tim the Yeti 1 day ago

When your interest check is getting so long you consider adding a table of contents... I may have a bit of a problem.

5 likes: The Elvenqueen, Vixere, Qia, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Angstyrainbow 1 day ago

I apologise to all my rp partners. Work and life have been CRAZY but now Im back and replies can be expected today!

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

Because dirty talk in appreciated in the bedroom, so no your vibes are not enough...

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Vixere

Dion 1 day ago

4 days too long

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, fledermaus

Glep 1 day ago

Why must I use my words are vibes not enough

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Vertigo

wheels 1 day ago

anyone a fan of wrestling I would love to make more friends.

wheels 1 day ago

I love reading old rps and getting ideas or a plot twist to a story that I am writing or something.

1 like: Vixere

fledermaus 1 day ago

it's been 4 days since Dion said something in the status bar...

1 like: Dion

Tally Dor 1 day ago

Crimson Flame's post fills you with Determination.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, JewelSerket

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

This is the most profound status you have ever read. It touched your soul, and encouraged you to RP more.

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Yankee

Majoraa 1 day ago

would've loved to explore the concept of a Marshmallow Marshlands.

2 likes: Skwint, JewelSerket

Majoraa 1 day ago

The only time I've shown interest in a Nation RP was something based off Candyland of all things, but it was dead in the water before all of us were able to submit CSes. A shame too,

2 likes: Crimson Flame, JewelSerket

Enigmatik 1 day ago

I think it's also just a sad fact that forum RP has been undergoing a slow but consistent decline for the best part of a decade now. Games that once would have thrived can no longer get the numbers.

1 like: JewelSerket

Foster 1 day ago

But yeah, the long shorty of nation-RPs is they require the existance of other nations and as a consequence, other concurrent nation-RPs... which usually means entire dedicated forums.

1 like: JewelSerket

Elite Minor 1 day ago

Michel JAckson's pronouns were most likely he/he

Enigmatik 1 day ago

NRPs are also usually advanced level with tons of writing per post. I co-GM'd one that ended up being the length of one and a half LotR books. That not only takes time, but also makes them fragile.

2 likes: JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 1 day ago

You see, if we capture Shaquille O'Neal we can harness his powers of IcyHot to simultaneously freeze and incinerate people. :3

Foster 1 day ago

BTW, I've been off/on a persistent nation-RP since '05. If I ported it over to here... there's going to be a LOT of noodle-incidents. youtube.com/watch?v=yNbJb1N…

1 like: JewelSerket

Elite Minor 1 day ago

We've got five years, what a surprise We've got five years, stuck on my eyes We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot Five years, that's all we've got

JewelSerket 1 day ago

Oh! Thank you! It sounds neat, but I don't think I'd want to GM one.

Foster 1 day ago

From there, you create a pool of characters hailing from "your nation". And they interact with characters from "other nations" to incite incidents internationally.

1 like: JewelSerket

Foster 1 day ago

Nation RPing is basically open-persistent world-craft roleplay. If "your nation" isn't consistantly persistent between a multitude of roleplays, it's a LOT of dead-end work.

2 likes: Enigmatik, JewelSerket

Elite Minor 1 day ago

honestly, I'd like a nation Rp. OOO maybe I could run a civilization of robots. Maybe one GIANT hive mind!

JewelSerket 1 day ago

Nation RP looks so fun, then I look and it's such a dead topic. Why is that? Is it just a lot of work? Not an rp type of interest?

1 like: Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 2 days ago

Eldritch Cosmic Horror Thoughts from the Deep to Dwell Upon: There are more eyeballs on your pretty little face than there are stars in our entire Solar system.

1 like: Elite Minor

Ophelia 2 days ago

Had a super busy day today. Will post tomorrow👌

1 like: Elite Minor

Ophelia 2 days ago

Had a super busy day today. Will post then👌

Krasnaya 2 days ago

Saying straight up that apology means nothing until something changes feels kinda fierce, but I will quickly turn around and feel like I'm being mean or awful for setting up boundaries lol.

1 like: Elite Minor

Krasnaya 2 days ago

As a people pleaser and person with anxious attachment issues, it feels both relieving and awful to not accept someone's apology when they messed up the second time around with the same issue.

2 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, Elite Minor

The Raven Calls 2 days ago

Dark Disney Ideas now added roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Sapphic Pigeon 2 days ago

I stay saying "your mom" to my kid... and I'm her mom 💀

4 likes: Tim the Yeti, Krasnaya, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Punished GN 2 days ago

“This is for the greater good.” - The Ghost Note, probably.

JewelSerket 3 days ago

Thinking about making a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon rp

4 likes: Crimson Flame, Mangrale, Elite Minor, ampersand

Elite Minor 3 days ago

And here's a hex address for those who know: 305FFDBEEA54

Elite Minor 3 days ago

to clarify it is just a tf2 clip with someone saying a certain word over and over again. The word has been bleeped out for convenience

Elite Minor 3 days ago

I found a video PM me if you wanna see it

Phase 3 days ago

Only an imbecile would try to rob the unrobbable coach

1 like: Elite Minor

Night Diamond 3 days ago

Preparing for a band concert slow replies

shagranoz 3 days ago

A little ad for my RP, Mahou Shoujo no 30 Dai! IC starts Wednesday, but signups always open! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Kuro 3 days ago

When you're watching a show on a streaming service and the service decides to remove the first season you were watching but nothing else. Are you serious right now

3 likes: Jerkchicken, Crimson Flame, Elite Minor

Vampiretwilight 3 days ago

RIP Bernard Hill :'(

3 likes: Tim the Yeti, POOHEAD189, Qia

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

Back in my day we had to walk to school in the freezing vacuum of space through a black hole, both ways, and if you were late to class the space-time continuum would disort to the middle of next week!

1 like: Elite Minor

KrystalKleo 4 days ago

I am so sorry for the delay in posts. Been dealing with a 4 day migraine. Will do my best to get to them tomorrow.

1 like: SweetT

Master EffeX 4 days ago

*NOTE: if anyone here happened to check out NeXt #2 Part 1 before this very moment, you're gonna' wanna' give it a reread. An incorrect draft of Part 1 was released, which has now been rectified. ThX

Master EffeX 4 days ago

Change comes with time. . .But just what kind has come to Cyclops, Jean Grey & the X-Men since last we saw?! telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen… NeXt #2 Pt1 out now!

bafflingbookish 4 days ago

I've partaken of some silly candy and I'm a bit zooted. I've never craved pickles as hard as I am craving them now, and I have none, and cannot drive to get some. All is darkness and ash.

1 like: blindwoofer

X Fiendfyre X 4 days ago

Theoden died? Quick! Someone stop Éowyn from singing!

3 likes: Sapphic Pigeon, PrinceAlexus, Vampiretwilight

Mole 4 days ago

Harisutosu Fukkatsu! ✨🥂

1 like: Fiber

POOHEAD189 4 days ago

Rest in peace, Bernard Hill. The best Theoden we could ever ask for on film.

5 likes: The Elvenqueen, Fetzen, PrinceAlexus, Vampiretwilight, IAmAugustReign

Vixere 4 days ago

I mean, I'm relieved when I work "just an eight" because I'm used to thirteen hours a day. Whatever brings you relief is relief, even if it's someone else's norm.

3 likes: MurderVictim, The Grey Dust, bafflingbookish

bafflingbookish 5 days ago

I feel like I shouldn't be so excited my shifts this weekend are shorter now, because I do need hours, but. 7AM-7PM, cut in half? Just feels like sweet relief.

5 likes: Jerkchicken, MurderVictim, POOHEAD189, Vertigo, blindwoofer

The Raven Calls 5 days ago

SO I KNOW I ALREADY SAID IT 4 DAYS AGO BUT MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5 likes: POOHEAD189, Vampiretwilight, RickyG85, IAmAugustReign, Lexisheeps

Fabricant451 5 days ago

A fourth Drake diss has hit the tower.

7 likes: Jerkchicken, Hank, AlteredTundra, Grimoire Gaming, LovelyComplex, Rodiak, Glep

Birby 5 days ago

Starwars.

1 like: IAmAugustReign

Malthion 5 days ago

Why is society not catching up with science? It's the dark ages all over again, but with energy efficient bulbs

4 likes: Letter Bee, The Savant, Star Cat, JewelSerket

POOHEAD189 5 days ago

May the 4th be with you!

8 likes: Fabricant451, The Elvenqueen, KazAlkemi, Qia, IAmAugustReign, Lexisheeps, Alix, FulgrimLives

Xaltwind 5 days ago

Incapable of being capable

4 likes: Crimson Flame, KazAlkemi, Nanaya, Lexisheeps

The Grey Dust 5 days ago

Uh guys, what if our virgin sacrifice to the gods wasn't entirely a virgin? Like what if they did some last minute stuff before the whole ritual sacrifice thing with someone?

4 likes: Rodiak, SporkoBug, Nanaya, Glep

KazAlkemi 5 days ago

May the Fourth be with thee!

6 likes: The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, The Savant, LadyAnnaLee, IAmAugustReign, Alix

Dion 5 days ago

new bio goes hard too

1 like: Vixere

Dion 5 days ago

14 days too long

1 like: fledermaus

fledermaus 5 days ago

its been 14 days since Dion has said something in the status bar...

Candlelitsoul 5 days ago

Its good to get away. At a friend's house. Working on some writing.

2 likes: MurderVictim, SporkoBug

JewelSerket 5 days ago

I'm chewing on electrical cords like The rat