[url=http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=Coffin&ic=16_0&Find=Find&search_constraint=0]No really, the fuck Walmart?!!?[/url]

So apparently, not only could you buy a coffin from walmart, but also a sacrifice to an evil spirit or the (now sold out)  arm and sword of a bastard god (split)... I was just looking for furniture.... The fuck?