[quote=Protagonist]
That has got to be the weirdest idea for a game ever. Why? Here's pretty much the job description for Jesus's disciples:1. Follow your boss around.2. Ask your boss stupid questions that make him groan.3. Stand in awe when your boss beat does awesome things, like turn water into wine. Or ask a storm to shut up (and have it obey). Or terrify an army of demons. Or come back from the dead.4. Get executed by roman soldiers.
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You forget that the programmer had no god-damn clue what he was doing. As far as I'm concerned, the only story in the game is "Do things to acquire Mind Control powers and the ability to shoot lightning, or some shit. Then kill people with lightning and mind controlled Jesus."