[quote=MelonHead]
Turn one: Destroyed by a rocky tendril from below which it has no conceivable ability to avoid.I can back up whatever the fuck I want, it's not even hard to argue a tank is fucking idiotic, though I'm hardly in the mood to indulge you.
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No less ability than anyone else. Tanks are faster than people, remember? 

Rock tendril would break on futuristic armor anyway.