[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
Oh, hey, this thread is still a thing. (Thing = stupid quasi train wreck.)Fun.
[/quote]

I am so terribly sorry, but I had to. You brought it upon yourself. Forgive me.

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Plus this.
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Please don't hurt me.