Dawnfire: *flaming (quiet literally since he hair looks like it's on fire due to her energy)* Don't look down on me Zagarth! I will, as they say, 'crush you like a worm'! 

Me: Erm, no no It's 'crush you like a bug'...

Dawnfire: And if you've hurt my Sirius, I'll rip you to shreds with my teeth!

Me: Don't you mean 'bare hands'?

Dawnfire: That's it! I'm gonna make bugs' meat out of you!

Me: *grabs her by the scruff of her neck like a cat* You mean 'worms' meat'. Honestly, I think we are going to invest more time in English studies...