Today, Ryuu was different.

Ryuu was thinking of boobs.

Now, it was a natural thing that men thought about this particular topic. In fact, it was an essential thing to know in Biology. For some reason, many people complained about how female characters in anime, video games, and other sorts of media hyper-sexualized women. In a sense, that would mean that beaches were specifically designed for hyper-sexualized women [i]and [u]men[/u][/i], which was not only disturbing, but would also make beaches hyper-sexualized locations.

Now that the [s]virgin[/s] otaku had seen what part of the academy's beach trip had to offer, he finally understood the reason behind the entire vacation.

It was to promote [b][u][i]BIOLOGY.[/i][/u][/b]

[i]Hm. I can't stop thinking of nip-[b] BWAGHHRAAAUUUGHHAAAAGHHHHHH?!?!!?[/b][/i]

Ryuu's sunglasses fell off when someone suddenly bumped into him while he was at an awkward position during his walk. His eyes widened, then cringed in pain when he realized that too much light was present for him to handle. With that said, he began to roll around the ground, attempting to find his sunglasses.

"Oh, shootshootshootSHOOT! Man, who bumped into me all of a sudden?"

The otaku scrambled around the ground, finally finding some sunglasses.

They were not his. In fact, they possessed a strange [url=http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/07120181.interactive.a.jpg]design[/url] to them. His sunglasses were somehow behind him as he faced Andromeda with a apologetic look. Unfortunately, his usual habit of smiling like something eviller than the devil itself kicked in.

With his classic "gimme-your-lunch-money" smile, he hesitantly told the woman, "Sorry 'bout that. I'm just tired these days... Hm?"

Ryuu stared at the woman.

She kinda looked... strange. Cute, even.

"...? Er, anyway, sorry," Ryuu said, slowly backing away as he attempted not to stare at this polite lady's exported goods of melo-

The otaku awkwardly smacked the back of his head for even thinking about that.