I have a sunburn.

okay that was corny (and a stretch).

but I really do. Volunteered at the local fair today for like 5 hours, mostly directing traffic. I got to see the best and worst of average, rural americans. Saw the meth people in pre-teen clothes, saw the american flags on the back corner of pickup trucks, saw the awkwardly unhappy families bickering as they left, but I also met a lot of really nice, easy-going people. So, so many of the attendees were shitty as fuck drivers (and they would make completely selfish decisions that held up traffic), but for the most part they weren't belligerent or super entitled at all. I will say that directing traffic was hell. That shit sucked.

Oh also I met this crazy lady who told me she was going to sue the fair because they wouldn't let her park in a certain spot.