How I imagined Guru when I read this post: 

[img=http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/222/484/naural-ice-extreme-natural-ice-beer-ban-hammer-drunk-1305727745.jpg]

Congrats by the way. Now you just have to break your New Banhammer's virginity. 

Whose first I wonder?