[quote=Drakel]
You're like the god of small talk Aza. Show us the way into enlightenment, oh great and magnificent one. We are but your humble servants, maggots in comparison to your greatness.
[/quote]

Your first job is to not direct me to a 25 page thread in the middle of the morning that pisses me off. 
Your second job is to barely talk to people, and when you do, just bitch about your first world problems.
People love bitching about first world problems