[quote=Drakel]
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.
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That sounds romantic.