[quote=Dervish]
I have 4 rifles (shotgun's coming up next), about 4 combat knives, 2 good sized folding knives, a tomahawk, and a "tactical" spear (which I freely admit I bought simply because it looked cool). Good for camping or, you know, stealing people's organs. I had pretty good lessons about knife fighting when I was in the army, the guy teaching us was an Afghanistan veteran.
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See, being an incorrigible Britfag, that just seems insane to me. I was part of the ATC (junior RAF) for a while and fired a few rifles, but only under very strict conditions and monitoring, and the idea of people just owning them privately and carrying them around freely is bizarre to me. Awesome in some ways, but bizarre. It's one of the things I'd struggle with most if I end up moving over to North America, I think.
I imagine knife fighting in reality is considerably less glamorous and intricate than it is in Hollywook films, no? xD I didn't know you'd been in the army, though (though that may speak of my obliviousness more than anything else.)

[quote=Lucian]
I'll take this as a compliment.
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"Name your favourites."
"Lucian."
That is, indeed, a compliment. Though I really wouldn't be too happy about it, my opinion isn't worth much; I actually liked Pitch Perfect.

[quote=Doivid]
I don't get it.
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Since when does anything Turt says make sense anymore?