@El Vordako- Is that squishing sound the head Mordem lobbed towards Meats? the one that came towards him at the start of his swing, which would undoubtedly reach him at the end of it, or at least by the time he decided to make his leap (which was done after David finished his backwards stroll, if I read it correctly)? Did Schradinger's dude walk 15 feet backwards in a step and a half? 

That'd be all.