as someone who has not caught up to the show in the books:

you know nothing jon snow, never kill babies (can't wait for the big climatic battle)

dany finally friendzones jorah (how obligatory was this scene, i mean really, dany needs her 5 minutes or it isn't an episode or something)

boltons reeking up the north (yay axe in head)

sansa takes a level in badass (isn't she supposed to be undercover or something? idk)

arya finally cracks (omg starks are coming out of the woodwork)

fucking hell i should have expected this from this show but why was i so hopeful that scream omg not okay :punch