You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one. 

But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in,

[i]And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches. [/i]