[quote=rpg101]You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one. 

But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in,

[i]And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches. [/i][/quote]

I shall carry this burden or die trying. I am ready for the pain and torment it will put me through. I must inspire the challenged, entertain the people, and laugh at the pitiable fools who wish only to stand in my shadow. This is the reason I was born, and I shall see it through.

But tbh I'm just doing it for the bitches. You saw how Holmes and her cronies fucking wrecked my harem, gotta rebuild that shit.

[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
I don't trust this post...
[/quote]

My dear Holmes, why wouldn't you trust my post? It's not as if you would ever have any trouble defeating the intrepid Spam heroes. It will be simple and easy. Trust me. :hehe