Fucking sign up for the Destiny Alpha

Get in the fucking Destiny Alpha

I come fully prepared and willing to hate what will undoubtedly be a shitty halo themed borderlands clone

I play the game

I realize it's totally a halo themed borderlands clone

But

But

Holy fucking shit man this game is phenomenal

This might be the most fun I've had in a FPS in a long fucking time

Why is this game so good

It has no right to be good

Please send help

Something is very wrong