[quote=Barioth]
I need to find a new vet, because the one I go to is definitely mentally handicapped. I was just wondering if Spam had any other fellow cat-owners who have seen this type of behavior before, it would help to see other people's viewpoints before I waste my time with Dr.Idiot.
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Then use your resources and get to a good vet immediately. 

Even if we did know what was going on, you would be directed to a vet in almost every circumstance anyway.