"Umm, not be a huge bother, or anything, and, you know, I'm the LAST person to cause a fuss and what not, but, umm," Freddy paused, then pointed at Puck and glared, "You owe me a fucking hot dog! I never got time to grab one myself and arrived LATE to that meeting because my shitmongering history teacher had to rant and rave and shriek about how his stupid freaking suit was a gift from his grandfather or whatever. Then he went on to talk about how I of all people should understand ancestral gifts because of my heritage, which you all might note is freaking racist as hell considering my freaking GRANDPARENTS were born in the US! I forget what type of asian I'm even supposed to BE! So thanks to your [i]hilarious[/i] knee slapper of a prank, I'm unfed and unshowered. I'm going to rush to grab my shower, but you give me a freaking hotdog you manic freaking fairy."

Freddy paused, then glanced at Thael, "No offense. Umm, from the gay jokes. I'm just using them as vague insults and whatnot. Hell, I called him manic and that's kind of my deal anyways."

He then rounded back at Puck, "Which reminds me! Have you even looked into a therapist? I have been working myself to the bone finding people willing to work with freaking US, explaining to them that technically we aren't held to the same standards of mental health as the rest of the military, explaining that our powers won't just explode on them if we start crying or whatever, and I've found a few unqualified DIPSHITS and nothing else! You haven't, have you?"

Freddy put his hands on his waist, glaring daggers at Puck, angry over something completely different from the prank now, "Sweet lord Satan, Puck. Your mental health is important to us! Will you not [i]please[/i] just put forth a token effort at taking care of it!?"

Freddy made sure not to look at Thael. He wasn't sure he could keep talking seriously to Puck if he thought about Thael. Thael. Tall, strong, handsome Thael. Kind, somewhat narrow-minded but undeniably good Thael. Freddy swore the man was born in a superman outfit, and looked freaking adorable in it.

To say Freddy had a crush on him would be a vast understatement. It had started a few years ago and he'd been smitten ever since.

Of course, he yelled at Thael when he screwed up all the same. He loved ALL of them. Like hell the one he got a boner for would be off the hook.