Wait, there's no backstory? You don't see that huge column of sentences that is the backstory? 

[quote=Boboclown89]
Backstory: Jayce grew up in a city called Euboea, and lived as a pet to a Greek god named Herakles for seven years, entertaining him, acting as a servant, and basically being forced to NOT play his tricks and pranks on any of the citizens or any of the Gods. Eventually, using a bunch of tricks and a very complicated plan, he escaped and fled to a smaller city called Thermopylae. While living there, he would make money by doing magic tricks and getting money from the rulers by gambling on riddles, so that he could afford to pay his rent and so he could buy foo...
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