Baah! Salaryman does not need to use the glucose to fuel his brain. He is a Salaryman, who are know of their superior minds! [b]KNEEL FOOLS BEFORE HIS MAJESTY! KNEEL YOU FOOLS![/b]

But really, the dude likes Rice Cakes. His Wife made the Rice Cakes. He loves his wife's cooking. If he needed to fuel his mind, he'd just totally snag that Brain Serum which his idiot son stole from the Takenouchi Death Squad Eight. Or unless he somehow ends up as L and has to go against Kira...((And if we were going with that metaphor, he'd clearly be in Yotsuba Group...))

Anyway, enough those ramblings! Hi everyone!