[quote=Sabin]"Nice prank there, friend! Almost fooled me there!"[/quote]

"Oh goddamnit is EVERYBODY joining this stupid job going to see through that?" Poe growled, baring his teeth in a light hiss as he glared up at Sabin.

[quote=Sabin]"Oops..."[/quote]

While Poe wasn't quite as perceptive as Sniper Hawk Sabin, he was still a rather impressive Monocled Falcon himself - and unlike Sabin, he had more than two decades of experience handling explosives. He wasn't fooled for an instant. He mentally counted down to five, coolly sitting in place.

"You're still alive." He said flatly. "This punchline sucks. Your jokes suck. YOU suck. But hey, we're three for three with the not being fooled by childishly toying with deadly weapons, come on down and join the club. Next you can shoot yourself with an empty rifle and then I can 'pretend' to beat you to death with a baseball bat, we'll make a grand ol' time of it." Poe unslung the aforementioned [url=http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110929203520/fallout/images/2/25/Baseball_bat_1_2_3.png]baseball bat[/url] from his travel pack and lay it across the table, his rictus grin slowly spreading again as he leered eerily at Sabin with his obscured eyes.