Adam awoke. He blinked a little, and walked over to the bathroom. He felt like he was...being dragged there. Still, he was really tired and didn't really think too much about it. When he walked in, he flipped on the lights and stared at himself in the mirror. 'He' looks at it and thinks "Who's that woman in the..."
After a bit of reasoning, he realizes it's himself. He looks down his shirt for a second, and then proceeds to shriek like....well, like a girl.
It appears 'he'll' have to be sitting down on the toilet for some time. He? He decides to consider himself 'she' for now. Really, 'she' could probably use both. She says "What's happened to me!?"

When she hears her voice, she gets angry and says "Who are you!? What have you done to me?". "Turn me back! Now!"