Natsu: Er...either they have large appetite for males or they're pigs. I'm not sure which one I'd rather deal with. And I deal with idiotic marines all day. -sigh and picks a block of meat eating it lady like-
Me: Oh shut it you and enjoy your crew mates. You. Are. Stuck. With. Them. Jeez. And you came out of my imagination.
Natsu: So what does that say about you?
Me: Shut up or I white out you.
Natsu: -Wisely shuts up-