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Leonard: W-What is she doing?
IT: *covers Leonard's eyes.* GOOD GOD CRIMSON, CONTROL YOUR ZOMBORG! SHE'LL BURN HIS EYES!

Toridus: ...So you're allowed to punish her, but when I make MY dynamic and amazing entrance, you throw a hissy fit? That's not Justice...that's not Justice at all.
*zipper forms behind Toridus*
Unnamed Lieutenant: Sir, none of this is real anyways, it's all simply an illusion in your head. Look, Verdier isn't even here-
Toridus: AHHHHH WHERE'D SHE GO? LIEUTENANT, WE NEED TO FIND HER QUICKLY! GRAB MY SPEAR!
UL: Sir, that isn't really-
Toridus: GRAB. MY. SPEAR.
UL:...Why of all the vessels, and of all the Lietenant Commanders in the sea, did I get assigned to-
Toridus: ADVENTURE! *Flings spear with a rope tied around his wrist, perfectly demonstrating Looney Tunes logic.*

Leonard: ...Creator, why did you make him and me have similar abilities?
IT: Well, that's because throwing knives are cool, and doctors are cool, but spears are cool too, and Tarzan is cool as well, and Dogs and Pangolins are cute, and drills are manly, and Dani is still rolling for seduction, so I'm just saying all this to distract you from her. 
Leonard: To what end?
IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SHY GUY IN A SHONEN WORK, IF YOU SEE BREASTS IN ACTION, THERE'S NO TELLING HOW MUCH BLOOD IS GOING TO SPURT FROM YOUR NOSE!