I have to support both Dylan and Too Old. 

While Dylan has a base idea, Too Old is correct in saying that there has to be a baseline for everyone to base their ideas off of. Dylan, I'll be glad to give you a PM or even, magically, give you a call since I'm on an American phone plan now and help you out! :DDDD

But calling you would of course lead to long talks about how sexy I am and I don't have time for that. PM AWAY!