I have things to do today, so I'll get to responding to those questions later this evening.

But no OOC Drama?!

Uh...

Damn you, JJ, be stealing my man. This offense cannot go unpunished!

WE MUST MEET AT DAWN TO DUEL ACCORDINGLY! Winner gets the hand of this man in marriage and all the earnings of the other. The loser, of course, gets to die... probably from gang green or something far worse, like bleeding out from the limb they have to cut off, or contracting some terrible plague of a virus during hospitalization because sterilization is a thing of the future!

*Cue Twilight Zone Theme*

P.S. I just met this man two hours ago. Do not ask for his name... because I do not know it myself. BUT HE IS GLORIOUS. I guess. Enough to be a prize. That's saying something right?