"I can cook. Cooking is easy, you just slap shit in the microwave and heat it up. Baking. Now, baking is the shit. You put one extra pint of cooking oil on that shit and BOOM! You've blown up the kitchen. Cook, don't bake, kids." I said. Obscure reference #1. See, by now, I'd be watching OfficialNerdCubed and CR1TIKAL by now, but nooooooooo. I have to do this shit.

"Okay, now we do donuts with Boeing 747s because this world is illogical."