Hahahaha. Woke up to a photo of my dumbass dog, who had gotten a hold of a blue marker and turned himself blue XD He's an idiot. 

So. Last night, mom in law got a call from cousin. She stood up and left the table where we were playing games. The rest of us thought he was getting arrested. Waited for their return. She came back with cousin, sis in law, and sis in laws vegan hippie friend. Turns out they were at the beach drinking, hippie was about to fuck another guy/cheat on her boyfriend, and plastered sis in law got in her face about how she shouldn't be a slut and not to fuck around. They fought. So cousin called mom to grab them all, because all the guys supplying the alcohol were asking sis in law to leave because she was 'ruining the fun'
When they got back, sis in law asked to talk to me and she just cried in my shoulder, worried about her hippie friend hating her for it. I told her I'd have done the same thing. And worse. And that there's no was hippie would toss a friendship just because she was stupid. 
But she drunkenly told me I'm super cool and she's always wanted t talk to me because I'm like family but not blood family. I reassured her that nothing said between us will be passed to mom, because me own sister does that and it drives me bonkers. >< So yay. I'm cool <3