LOL
5 years ago we went to the me topless bar, and I went up to the stage and the stripped bit my left breast, grabbed my ass, then licked my neck. 
I got soooo plastered. Seriously. @-@ It was my first time ever sitting down with intent to get drunk, and I didn't listen when my husband told me to 'slow down' on my downing drinks.

This year, I did not get drunk, the woman did not have as many fascinating tattoos.
There was one russian girl called camilla who had had so much plastic surgery/botox that she looked like that one scary muppet. And of course, she was the one who came to me and was like "I like beautiful women, would you like a dance?"
I just fervently shook my head.