Most of these are silly quotes that happened.
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"There is a right. And there is a wrong. There is always a wrong. But there is never only a right. Because in a right should be a wrong in there, and that wrong makes it so you have sugar in your cereal."

"Don't write out accents because if someone IS from that place and they're reading the accent, they could get TWICE the accent. That can kill people, you've got to be careful."

"I love how it makes a squeaky dog toy sound, that legitimizes their threat."

"You'd be the bird BASTARD and then you'd be killed because you're the bird BASTARD because everyone's hunting you down because you're the bird BASTARD and then you'd never be seen again because you're the bird BASTARD."

"Aurellius, the Monster Maniac. That doesn't even work. Your name is terrible for nicknames."

"YOU SAW NOTHING!"

"Y'know, when I say 'YOU SEE NOTHING!' I think they might be seeing something...."

"THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, MY FRIEND, IS THAT YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF A GIBBON!"