"Aight everyone, get inside," Songbird strode forward as soon as they were a few feet away from the safe house, and he quickly opened the door to usher Jasper within the cabin which was most definitely more welcoming than this forsaken bog. Standing beside the open door like a guard of some sorts, the item hunter tucked his arms over his chest as he took in the sorry sight of the humans and his fellow Nobodies, all the while mentally clucking like a mother hen. Look at those damp clothes! ... And where was that smell coming from? Thinking back on it now, [i]didn't the Mayor say that...[/i]

"Humans, take your clothes off as soon as possible and take a bath! Right now! Martini, Brandy, could you heat up some water for them?" He barked out, hands balling into fists as he unfurled them from under his thick clothes. [b]"Ugh, that stinking piece of SALAMI! Lemme at him!"[/b]

[i]... the villagers dumped a barrel of toxins in the water in an attempt to dispose of the siren?[/i] A thoroughly stupid and pathetic try, and most certainly a plan not thought of. Dirtying water had far reaching effects on the surrounding flora and fauna, didn't it? Despite the fact that the Nowhereians just had to be pretty desperate just to do that, Songbird felt his blood boil at their varying levels of stupidity and nonchalance. If [b]he[/b] was a siren- *cough*- and somebody chucked in a barrel of who-knows-what at his house, of course he'd very well drown- [i]er, drown as in a temporary sort of drowning, not the I'll Kill You type[/i]- the idiot! [b]Ooooh[/b], but that wasn't the end of it! Fish-head didn't even have the decency to warn- [b]Oooooh![/b] Songbird pinched the bridge of his nose in an attempt to remain calm, and those who knew him could very well guess that he was about to explode [i](Thugbird mode.)[/i] by the way he suddenly paced to and fro with his free hand covering his mouth.

The Nobody bit his lip furiously as several mean phrases attached themselves to his mental caricature of Mayor Fish-head. "Then again, I shouldn't have expected better from a [b]flat-headed, filmy-eyed, scaly piece of walking sushi[/b]!" He snarled, thankfully out of earshot of most humans, before forcing himself to remain calm... or at the very least, focus on a certain task.

"... I'll just leave to retrieve my supplies, but I'll be coming back," He took in deep breaths and swung towards the humans, eyeing them all from head to toe. "And I expect you all to be warm, dry and clothed in different apparel when I return," The white-haired nobody raised his head up, turned to look at Jasper whom he had somewhat nudged inside the cabin, and then swivelled back to Brandy and Martini's direction. "I'll be back! Look after them for a few minutes, will you?" He shrugged as he unhooked one of the lanterns hanging on the cabin's hooks.

"Oh and I'll be fine, Dissonance. It's not as if I'll trip over something and break my neck-" A high-pitched whine from Fluffy reminded Songbird that for him, even [b]that[/b] wasn't impossible, so he cleared his throat and revised the sentence. "At least, I won't trip over something without seeing it first."

With that said and done, he walked away from the cabin and disappeared into the fog.