[quote=Tenish the Mighty]
Believe it or not, deciding on a thermals song to kill someone two has proven to be the hardest selection thusfar. Anyway, tell me who should die to this....oh, and tell me how someone should die to this, so far you've all just given me a guess at who. I want to know how.Guardians of the Galaxy is a beautiful mess of a movie. I'd say it's the equal of the Avengers, albeit in a substantively different manner.Honestly, I don't know if there is a movie I like more because of it's (possibly intentional) roughness and imperfections.Remi Fact: Remi might be one of, if not the, only member of the team to have actual combat experience before joining WARG. His Guardian powers happened to manifest while he and his family were with a small, cut off refugee group during the calamity, and Remi found himself more or less forced to briefly act as a child soldier.This experience is not, however, one of the primary shaping events of Remiel's life. Just a thing that happened to have happened. It may explain some of his calm when faced with death and killing, however.Insatiable, if you don't stop having bad things happen to you, I will become very cross indeed. Cut it out or I will be forced to crush you with affectionate and condemnatory hugs.*raspberry of derision* Come on babe, you know that it's far more likely for people to be fighting over Remi.P.S. And Emily is totally Rogue, come on, two-toned hair and that southern accent I decided just now that she has.P.P.S. Bonus Remi Fact: Remi is totally one of the people Kat has slept with. Remi has probably bedded (or perhaps more accurately, been bedded by) most of the team at this point...he would have no idea how any of this came to pass or what he should do about it.Apparently there is no aphrodisiac like a befuddled Remi.P.P.P.S. I will be helping someone move over the next week so my attendance may drop off for a bit. Should still have access to internet so I won't completely vanish though.
[/quote]

"Where are you putting that, Roy?"

"Just calm down, it'll only hurt for most of the process. But it's a good hurt after like two or so minutes."

"I don't think this is a good idea. Aren't you supposed to wear something over it?"

"Huh? What? No. Uh. That's just for women? Where are you getting this info, Remi, because it's nonsense!"

"But you're going to get hurt if you just stick your—."

"Remi, PLEASE! I know what I'm doing!"

An hour later

"Why the hell didn't you stop me?!"

"I didn't realize you were inebriated."

"Why else would I stick my hand in an oven to take out a scalding hot pizza?!"

"I just thought you were that stupid."

"..."

Then out of the left field Roy beds Remi.

Are we all going to compile the people Remi has slept with?

I think it should probably go something like... Kat, Emily, Mags, Kim, Roy, all the women in his hallway, and almost Freddy when he had longer hair and was into grunge, punk rock. He stopped himself when he found out it was Freddy and not some Asian lady.

I have also determined that Roy is not Star-Lord (maybe in a promiscuous sense) but rather Rocket. :o