Ohmygod. This is amazing.

[quote=Grothnor]
Her dope russet locks ran like silk all up in his wild lil' fingers. Ray couldn't help but smile; ludd tendz ta do dat ta playas yo. Dude couldn't help but run his handz all up in her afro as her big-ass booty slept peacefully up in his bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was content, n' wholly unconcerned dat dat biiiiatch was not his openly yo, but belonged ta another man.
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Just, this. Jesus Christ this is amazing, stupid and hilarious all at the same time. I mean, Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!