[B]"Farmboy, if you wish to woo that one you must know cock as well. Perhaps we could study all types of cocks, the small ones or the big ones that are different colors.[/B]

David simply stared, unable to say anything. It felt literally impossible for the young man to open his mouth. What he was hearing was making him uncertain about some of his recent life decisions. Her approach was so sudden; the whole situation was overwhelming in a way David considered negative. He had no idea who she even was. She had no idea who HE was. It was creeping him out. He made his best attempts to avoid eye-contact, not wanting this situation to get worse. Of course, that wasn't for him to decide...

[B]"Now if you wish for Rosa you must-"[/B]

[B]“I hurried over upon hearing wedding bells; shall I proclaim your union now, or would you prefer to make an event of it?”[/B]

David simply glanced towards the male voice; noting the man and not taking his comment well. It only made it worse for him, though. His sudden attempt at conversation allowed for David to attempt to speak. "I-" his mouth opened, only for the woman next to him to press her cheek against his, causing his eyes to narrow out of mild irritation, as at this point he was a bit more than flustered. Gently, he sat down the basket, causing the small chick inside to chirp as it continued watching the sight above.

[B]"I see, so now you are officially Rosa's With Padre's blessing we can consummate yes? But wait you had promised yourself to your little chickdy, I guess I can share, plenty of room for another hen."[/B]

David, now not worried about the basket, pulled himself away from the woman without a second thought. Though still kept himself polite. "Ma'am, Ah don't think that'd, uh... Work out." He said, picking up his basket. "Your offer is really, uh, flatterin'. But Ah think Ah'll just... Go now." He felt he needed to go home; this was a bit much for him to handle. He honestly couldn't take much more of this right now...

[B]"Ya'll don't have to go home, but I'd like it if you took the wedding reception else where."[/B]

"Home, right. Ah need to put all of this away. If you'll both pardon my quick leave, Ah've got to go." David took Vivienne's words as a chance to return home for the time being. Quickly, he began walking back the way he came from. Not wanting to leave himself open to getting grabbed up again. "Ya'll have a nice day." He added, starring strait ahead as he raised the basket up, holding it with both hands on the bottom so he could get a better look at his new little friend.

[I]'Thank goodness...'[/I] David thought, sighing. He thought he'd end up married right then and there against his will to that older woman. He didn't want to think about the things she'd possibly do... The little chick chirped at him, still watching the one who had recently fed him with dedication. David smiled. "Ah'll arrange somethin' nice for you back home, make sure you're nice and comfortable." David said, getting more chirps as a response. It amused him. "Like the idea, huh? Me too." He watched as the chick ran around the inside of the basket, still seeming to be wanting to explore. It was something that entertained him during his trip towards home.