[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
Welcome to Spam.If people want to seriously enthuse about anything, I recommend they start their topic in the Member's Lounge area -- topics tend to stay more on track there and are treated more respect. Anything posted in Spam is generally a throw away topic, where no one really expects it to stay on track. (The only things that really get enforced for staying on topic is if someone posts a game.) Now, as a moderator, I definitely require things to stay civil (within reason), but I generally won't enforce topics staying on point in Spam. (It would be somewhat contrary to the true purpose of the section.) Right now, knowing the members who have replied to this topic, I see a lot of sarcasm and no real attacks on anyone. Sarcasm tends to run thick in this section -- try not to take everything posted so literally and you'll do fine.TL;DR - Everyone get the knot out of their knickers and play nice.
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