If you're wondering, i already had my post written =P

poor isam is sick and depressed

i thought it might be a bit more realistic if everyone wasn't doing too terrific from the get go

he's been living on a tiny ass boat by himself and living off of fish

no fruit, maybe a few plants here and there

he has scurvy

nothing that won't clear up in a few days if given vitamin C, but enough to make him feel like shit and not try to kill whoever approaches him in a fit of paranoia