Ugh...

I want to post a deplorable character but I don't have anything evil.
The only 'evil' character I had was a mentally unstable lich who's father was secretly a secret golem and killed his mother, so he left and got raised by wolves who were also golems meant to make him lower his guard and then they died and in the blood of golems on the grass was...'YOUR PLOT HAS BEEN TWISTETH!'

He was prone to pillaging, murdering and throwing fireballs at people.

Of course, the parody RP never took off. But the tales of Terrior "Terribad" McB and friends would have been great.