As a neutral arbitrator, I hereby decree that the [b]Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch[/b], one of the most powerful weapons unknown to mankind, explodes, killing [b]Kadaeux[/b] and the [b]Rabbit[/b] instantly as it disintegrates them from within the [b]Legendary Black Beast of Argh[/b]'s intestines.

All unwary bystanders, myself included, are also severely wounded in the blast, and require immediate medical attention. Unfortunately, the perpetrators of the conflict are currently unsalvageable.

Our deepest condolences.