Her basement dweller boyfriend needs to let go...or get a real doll, name it Zoe and work out the angst there. Something like that. 

What a putz. And oh Internet, you're putzes too for going along with one kiddult's thwarted relationship rage.

edit: And before anyone accuses me thus, no I don't want to sleep with the woman. Never even knew who the hell she was until I did about a half hour's worth of background reading on the whole dust-up. Not my type. 

But yeah, it's rather fucked up to assume that someone defending her must want to stick it in.