[quote=The Nexerus]
Banning gay marriage does not mean banning people from being gay.
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check out [url=http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/25/oklahoma-republicans-bill-would-block-same-sex-marriage-by-stopping-all-marriages/]this alternative solution by an Oklahoma republican[/url].

I can't decide if I've ever heard a more outlandishly sane solution to the 'controversy' of marriage equality.