[quote=Darkwolfsoul010]
Why -pulls out a bottle- because that's exactly what it is! Have at it hun, but side effects include douche-baggery! I won't tolerate getting hit on, or you starting any bar fights ya hear?
[/quote]

Okay Darky ma'am. I won't drink it heavily. No one likes a douche bag.

[quote=TheMadAsshatter]
Don't worry, if he starts one I'll finish it.
[/quote]

If I start one you'd be crying like a Flltz!

[i]He proceeds to pass out.[/i]