[quote=Aeonumbra]
I was using a simile, not a literal definite comparison of the terms in which we used, 
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You [i]literally[/i] used the word [i]literally,[/i] so I'm [i]literally[/i] calling bullshit. You're out. Let's all take a few steps back and chill out, and we can have some other different conversation. One not based on such a ludicrous comparison.