[quote=Penultimate_Pi]
I need a bottle of Jack Daniels, a jar of cave-slime resin, and two- no, make that three shots of gold nitro....If you REALLY must know, I need to get drunk, storm a citadel and shove one up MacGuyver's ass all at the same time. Hopefully the rest will come naturally.
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Ahh so you have some dangerous adventure going on? Well then can I interest you in the Slobbering Drunk special? Everything you ordered, plus two bottles of Rum for only 5 payments of 10 woolongs more?