You wake up in a sort of lounge. The speaker in the far upper corner starts to say something, but it's not very audible over your grogginess. As you begin to awaken more, it clears up and you just make out this. "My name is the intelligence, I will be your host today. I apologize for my lack of appearance, Difficulties are preventing me from accessing the outer parts of my amazing facility. Have a wonderful day and enjoy your stay in the web!"

Now would be the time to get to know each other.