@Jinxlynx: Damnit Jinx, with your hijinks. There are some flaws in the new history, but they're the kind of flaws where it's not so much that they are dead wrong but that they are wrong but it would be easy for them to be perceived as true. So I'm not mad. I'm being vague but you'll get it soon enough. ;)

@ruronihs: Fix-It Felix. Totally going to be his nickname. He gets the j8cob Seal of Approval. Sadly, I ran out of seals so I'll have to just give him a stamp or something instead.