"So you're Ariella? What the-"? Suddenly, Jake felt his pants ripped apart as he bulged very embarrassingly right in front of her, flopping in all his nude glory right there. . . "Oh my God, this is horrible!" Jake stated. . . trying to push himself down. . . as the son of Cernunnos, this had happened many times before, and it was impossible, so far, for him to have any control over his supernaturally large and enticing bulge. . . If you Googled Cernunnos, the Horned God, you would also know that he wasn't just called the Horned God, but he was also the "Horny", God. It is, in fact, where the word Horny originated from. Cernunnos was extremely fertility based, a male fertility God and in truth, most likely where the color green became to be associated with sex as well, since Cernunnos is also known as the "Green Man". Oh my God. What the hell am I going to do? Jake began screaming, and some of the men and women monitoring Jake's usage of the computer slapped their foreheads in disbelief, some of them laughed, and others blushed at the sight. He wasn't trying to be vulgar or rude. . . he. just. couldn't. help it. After several moments of him being unable to stand or even sit up since his genitalia were comically over-sized, he felt a wave of power over whelm him, and he was paralyzed. Specialists sighed and looked at each other. "Are we really going to do this?" They both stated rhetorically at the same time. . . Finally, they mustered the strength to march down the halls, and one of the men got in front of the view screen. "Hey, I"m sorry if this offended you. He can't help it, and it's partially one reason why he's kept out of sight of the other prisoners. We have to take care of his problem, and since we aren't sure how to do this, we um. . . have to make sure no one's sees this, just in case." The screen then shut off in Ariella's cell. . . 

After a very long time afterward, Jake finally managed to calm down. . . Thank God they didn't have to anything they talked about just to put them down. Jake thought. . . but he was at least relieved the moment of humiliation had passed. He stood up and contacted Ariella again. . . "I'm sorry Ariella. . . um, I wasn't being a jerk or anything, and I hope you didn't mind what you saw."