After what seemed like forever, Tetsu was finally shit faced. It took some more effort than his smaller companion but he got there and he was enjoying it. A heavy flush shown brightly on his pale skin as he laughed at some stupid joke he would have just ignored if he was sober. Being drunk brought the happier side of Tetsu and if it wasn't so detrimental to his health he would drink a lot more. After drowning another shot, the burn a far away sensation, Tetsu began to tell a slurred story. Giggling, Tetsu slurred "So here I was, my cover was blown. This bastard grineer had spotted me and was trying to tell his buddies that I was here, but before he could say much I charged the guy. I swear, I have never seen someone fly so far, like... he flew at least 40 feet before smashing into that wall. Whoever did the clean up was going to have a bad day and I still got swarmed." Standing up shakily for a second, Tetsu pointed to his chest and drew a long line down his chest diagonally. "One of those guys with the saws got me right here, punched him so hard that his head exploded."

After a prolonged laughing fit at the memory, Tetsu heard [i]"One day...One day, I'm gunna to get you out of that armor."[/i] Giving a lecherous smile, Tetsu said "It'll take a lot more alchohol to achieve that my friend!" before laughing again. 

Just then, several Excaliburs from Kuro's retinue entered the bar and gave scoffs at the pair having a good time. Giving them a look, Tetsu said "Feel free to join us unless your Skana's are so far up your arse that you have lost the ability to have fun!" laughing at his own joke. However the group didn't like his humor as much as he did and advanced upon the pair, a scowl plastered on each of their faces.