My last 3 serious relationships i was cheated on...
 You know, i don't give a flying fadoodle about monogamy, but when you ask me to commit you best return the favor. And you know what else? I still don't care if you cheat, but don't lie to me about it after! When i catch you, own up, and take my rant.
Ugh... I have a terrible taste in choosing relationships huh?
/).o) (Thats a facepalm)
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Furthermore, God gave men 2 heads, but only enough blood to properly work one at a time, and no way to choose which head that is at any individual point in time!